Excessively nice human being of the male variety approaches the two of us during after hours at cheesy bar full of 80's music that we happen to adore...
"I'm a nice guy you know? I open doors, I open every door...car doors, real doors..."
"Hey! Let me do you favor....best f*-ing advice I'll ever give you. Open doors but don't open every door that is known to man!!"
"Awww, come on, I'm a nice guy, I have to, I can't not open doors..." ::doe eyes and wide smile::
"Sure - first, second date whatever. Open all the goddamn doors you want. But after that let me open my own goddamn door alright. Best f*-ing advice you'll ever get. I just saved your life"
I just saved his life.
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i LOVE you.
that's my girl ;)
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