My Boys

After watching a video of a hilarious best man speech one of us witnessed at a wedding...

"That's exactly the speech my boys are going to give to each other when they finally find someone who will marry them."
"And by that you mean when some woman ties them to an arch somewhere and forces them to repeat vows at gunpoint?"

Top Chef

"Hellloooo? You can be good at food and the sex!"
"I can't say...I've never slept with you but your food is top notch."

We Support Obama

I love that they put their marriage photo in black and white like they just stumbled out of the slave cabin and threw a wedding!"

Wedding Planning

L1- "I'm just going to have to marry someone incredibly attractive and super photogenic."
(beat)
L2- "I guarantee I will not."

Problems With Being Short

"So I smacked myself in the face with a mug today...."

What Emerson Taught Us

"I'm not just going to be Deeper Throat girl for the rest of the summer...."