Salt in the Wound

"You look really really great."
"Stop talking to me."

Drunken Semi-Confessions

"I cannot believe I just said that to him....it's so embarassing! He might as well just e-mail it to Nikki Finke!"

Sophistication

"I like my wine like my men; dark, heavy, and smoooooth."

While watching Titanic...

"I've never loved anyone (beat) (beat) (beat) except my mom."