Clearly confused

"Who is this that friended me on Facebook?...EWWW!!! It's my stalker guy!!!"
(squealing everywhere)
"But, like, he's kinda cute, right?"
"Oh yeah, totally."

Masculinity via a tiny British woman

Guy: Now I need to say something really manly, right?
Girl: 'Come over here now! I'm going to throw you over my shoulder and carry you to a cave!' That's rather manly now, isn't it?