"Here are the things you need to mention to make him understand why he should be more proactive in his jealousy and romanticism. One, the agent who sexually harassed me. Two, the hot hot A-list Brazilian star who wants to make sweet love to me on my desk. Three...wait...what was the last thing??? Oh yeah, I'm awesome!"
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I definitely need your life... I just got a flier on urinary incontinence in the mail HA! Oh to be young and in lalaland ;)
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